274. I shuddered when I passed him on the character select menu because I maxed his stats.
275. He is so hateable that we can come up with reasons to hate him for 2+ years!
276. He united us all, even if it is to hate on him.
277. I lose races because I am devoted to smack him across his face.
278. I wasted days of my life getting his outfits and getting him to max stats. And now I'm depressed.
279. Viggo just made me depressed.
280. He took up a character slot. We could've had Eddie back instead of him being a cheat char.
281. Or even Luther, he's disgusting, but somewhat likeable whereas Viggo, well cycle back through the last 280 reasons.
282. Maybe even Hiro?
283. What about Seeiah? She was awesome in Tricky, and Viggo is not awesome.
284. JP? He was hateable, but I still like JP over Viggo Rolling down the mountain while talking about ARTICHOKE CARBS!
285. He's depressing me and stressing me at around 1am!