Hey guys,

I played On Tour yesterday (forgive me, my brothers), but after several hours I felt so horrible I had to play SSX3 for a few minutes before I could feel normal again. The reason why I felt so horrible was because I had turned off all music and sounds except for the character voices, and tried to listen to what they said.

So, there were actually voices for the characters in this game, but none of them were particulary good (for example, Kaori, Elise and Skye share the same voice actress). How fucked up isnt that?!

One "interesting" thing I realized was that the character taunts seem to be much more aggresive and hateful in language compared to Tricky and SSX3. Sometimes it almost feel as if they want to kill each other. None of the quotes are friendly or funny, they're just full of hate and insults and makes you want to turn off the game. I only smiled once, when Elise passed by Psymon and said: "Try doing something else.... like wiiiiniiiing!" and that's not even very original. Most of the time, I wanted to cry, especially while listening to Kaori and Sid's atrocious accents... I thought they were supposed to be Japanese and not pseudo-mongolians with ADHD.

Even so, I also found out that I could actually turn things around and make something funny and useful out of these horrible quotes from SSX On Tour. I found out that I could make a complete list over the quotes!

This is a project that would probably take some time for me to do, and before I start the preparations it would be good to know if someone is even interested in reading these quotes. If someone wants to help me writing this guide, feel free to tell me.

Cheers!

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Also known as the guy that always pisses gondee off with his huge avatars.

Joni please do one, also if you could get some sound files of their voices that would be great because I haven't got On Tour it's home in Devon with my brother who likes it. So an update on how atrocious they sound would be good. It would be good for the knowledge base anyway.

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Midian: Real authentic stuff is the pizza the Teenage mutant Ninja Turtles eat. Fast, cheap and sloppy
Midian: Like NA
CurryKing: I wanted the title to be: This image is in no way grooming you for Thor's mighty hammer

they have the same voice actors?! i didnt know that, thats horrible.

and when you said pseudo-mongolians with ADHD, it reminded me of that one south park episode with the chinese guy building the city: "God-damn mongowian keep knockin down mah shitty wall!" hahaha

Oh lawl I can imagine Sid with Kim Jong Ills Team America voice.

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Midian: Real authentic stuff is the pizza the Teenage mutant Ninja Turtles eat. Fast, cheap and sloppy
Midian: Like NA
CurryKing: I wanted the title to be: This image is in no way grooming you for Thor's mighty hammer

crap i meant to choose the third option, but i chose yes instead. i want to see how horrible the quotes are.

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dooo eeet.

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